September 2009
1 post
Solomon Grundy: (to Lex Luthor) You’re crazy. *Enter Joker, stage left* Joker: And what’s wrong with that? It’s done wonders for me.
— Justice League — “Injustice For All” I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. For a very long time, TV writers seemed to think that one of the universal signs of mental illness was a total inability to perceive...
July 2009
8 posts
“Life is busy, and hard…
If you do it right.”
– Rand Jennings
Another wacky excerpt about Tropes that threaten...
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“Everyone is subject to the laws of Darwinism whether or not they believe in them, agree with them, or accept them. There is no trial, no jury, no argument, and no appeal.” — Anonymous “Self-preservation is a man’s first duty.” — Philip Lombard, And Then There Were None
The Darwinist is a bad guy who believes that only the strong, cunning, and ruthless come...
“CLENCH THOSE TEETH”
– Simon
Aliens? Aliens. Aliens! Aliens...
It’s time for the dumbassery of the week!
This video speaks for itself:
Do comment, How does something like this happen?
Why, god, Why... Ohwait
See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
So, uhm, yeah.
I don’t know. My meatloaf has been telling me there is a god. This is awfully inconsistent.
On: Luv
A rant? From me?
“But Allex, I thought you stopped making those because you’re a lazy arse?”
I didn’t stop, I just keep forgetting.
To add insult to injury, this isn’t my rant. 8D
Here’s my friend Ella’s statement on love;
“As humans, I don’t see why everyone has to be so obsessed with love. Now, I have no problem with love. I love...
“DESTROY ALL HUMANS”
– Every fictional robot ever written out.
Just an observation.
June 2009
5 posts
I HAVE A DREAM
It seems like I was on acid. But most dreams do, so…
I woke up and went downstairs. It was bright, and light was filtering calmly through the windows, giving the house an orange tint. My Brother was there, wearing a leather jacket and ants of the exact same shade of brown, and an odd, bowl-shaped haircut. I haven’t seen my brother in a long time, because he lives in Colorado, so it...
“Do you remember the first time you had a one hundred dollar bill? Do you...”
– (via letthelovein) (via dtumbles)
Self Expectations and Self Esteem
Ho boy, this rant will be AWFUL
Something I’ve always hated.
A few friends of Alice make consistent compliments regarding Alice’s drawings, but she insists that they are awful at best. Jenny makes plenty remarks on her love interest’s beauty, but he insists he’s rather homely.
Ugh… I really should make Another Example, but I just can’t go on. My point is:...
That's Right. Racist.
“Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose…
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They wouldn’t let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games…”
—Christmas song
“Yes, racist. I’m serious. The other reindeer laughed at him. Then, out of the blue, they need him. He’s as good as a fog light or whatever. You know what, so...
May 2009
4 posts
I think I'm overdue. =D
I didn’t write a rant once a day like I should’ve. I wouldn’t have ended up doing as such, anyways. But I should at least do one once a week. I haven’t. =P I don’t have time to rant right now, per se, so I’ll just give y’all a quote I found that enticed me.
This massive quote regards the misconceptions of Evolution in Science fiction.
There’s a...
Hey guys
Hey guys! Do you wanna be my friend?
I feel so unloved
On; Hate
Yeah, so, uh, hey guys. I got grounded! Heheh, silly parents, taking away my computer and TV priveliges. I mean, All I did was stab a kid. (With a pencil, guys. It didn’t even scar him, but that doesn’t mean anyone’s taking sympathy on my wrongful punishment.) But apparently the kid is a good enough fake to have pretended that he was hurt, and got me an in-school...
You should listen to this utter crap
You don’t have to like it. You don’t have to even hear it all the way through. But ou at least have to listen to some. OKAY?
(I apologize most sincerely for the incredibly creepy video. o_o )
(Just… don’t.) (Oh, and, listen through the fuzzy stuff in the beginning, the whole song ain’t like that.)
April 2009
14 posts
The Stones (Story courtesy of IHC)
The Georgia Guidestones may be the most enigmatic monument in the US. It’s an array of huge slabs of granite with instructions in 8 languages for rebuilding civilization after a catostrophic apocalypse. Only no one knows exactly who is behind it or why exactly it was built.
The one thing that is known is that ever since the gigantic stones were erected in1980, they’ve been a point...
On: Absences (current complaints)
“I’m not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but can’t we just take the warning labels off everything and let the problem take care of itself?”
There will be no real ranting here, really. I’m not quite in the mood to rant. And that’s odd, because Rage is a perfect reason to yell. This is more of complaining. I think I have good reasons...
Riding The Fourth Wave is the best instrumental song EVER.
Go youtube it.
Or…
Die, I guess.
I HAVE NINJAS AT MY DISPOSAL DAMNIT, DO IT!
No rants on the weekends. Ugh. X_X Too tired
On: Local Current Events (Guest Rant)
This is a guest rant of my good friend Krytina. =D That explains why it might just possibly not look to be my style. Besides, I don’t live in New York. xD
“So, I’m REALLY angry at the fact that the government does NOTHING for people. My little brother is a skater, and like - the ONLY skate park in our town is closing due to the fact that the owner is way in debt. He’s a...
Hey guys, Guest rant by Krystina on Saturday. Tomorrow: Pets.
On: Emotion (But mostly just anger.)
FEEEEEEELINGS, NOTHING MOORE THAN FEEEEEEEELINGS
Emotions are a damned good thing. But by damned I mean they will SCREW YOU UP. When you’re happy, all is good, and everyone else’s spirits seem to lift. When you’re sad, your friends will console you, and everything will go better than expected. When you’re excited, there’s a pump of adrenaline that really gets you...
Christians
According to Christian faith, when you die you return to the dirt from whence you where created. Does that mean that when dirt dies, there's more God?
On; Perspective
And not the artsy perspective, I don’t deal well with that.
I’m a shy guy sometimes. I don’t tell people about me, or what I do on my own time unless they’re friends. I’m nerrvous just writing this down in class, due tothe judgementality of my peers. With such as the conservitive litte American town I live in, I feel nervouis jsut carrying a Death Note around.
I...
-girlish giggle-
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On: Literature
It’s what we call books.
-ahem-
I’m currently reading a book called 1984. It’s a rather intelligent book, a dystopian novel published in 1949 by George Orwell. It uses quite the amount of british words, so I stumble a bit morethan I’m used to. Otherwise, it’s a pshycologically enrichening tale.
Everyone else is reading Twilight.
I don’t understand other...
The internet
I hate it sometimes. I love it other times.
…
It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.
-slapped-
I’m a regular internet surfer, I search everything and regularly learn about new websites. (Often ones I shouldn’t be on. xD) Unfortunately I’m just a little speck of anonymity in the giant cesspool that is the (Not truck, but) series of tubes we reside in....